Taint, hole, and ideally that spot under the fold their tummy makes.

horses are for rimming, easily, next question

I don't really like to talk about dogs in terms of breeds. I have qualities I like to look for, but I would never be the type to go for 'purebreds' or anything. I like big, fluffy, lazy boys, though.

heehee kiss u anon

YAY ok! :3

Truthfully, I'm a little bit of a romantic. My fantasies have always lingered more on the immutable love that a dog has for the person that cares for him. I don't really see some dogs as much different than people, and that's probably a little dangerous, but whatever. Some of the things that make me feel the most isn't the degrading aspect of having sex with a dog, but the navigation of the complex social dynamics between humans and dogs..? The clandestine, sudden alignment of factors that lead to your precious mutt suddenly seeing you as something worth pursuing.. I don't really see it as degrading at all? It's baffling, because I'm not exceptionally romantic in my day to day life, but I kinda love the romance and consumation of an existing relationship over the violent 'getting taken as a mate by an angry dog' aspect.

Aside from dogs, though, I want to get used as a fleshlight by a deathclaw so bad. They're such freaks and their cocks are massive. Do deathclaws count as feral? Nightstalkers do. Nightstalkers are basically dogs though, so..

..maybe horses. I love the shame that wells up to my chest whenever i think about looking at horse cock. Just imagine, you're at your uncle's farm for the week, and near the end of the week you sneak out under cover of night to find your favorite horse and he just absolutely reeks of musk and by the time you squat down he's already emerging from his sheath and every nostril full of his scent makes you a little less hesitant to put your lips against it. I want to give a horse's balls and ass and cock a tongue bath.

Dogs are romantic. Everything else is just lust.

getting hit with the mild case of the ick when he comments how much you look like your mom when they were in college right after fucking your face and cumming massive fat fucking loads down your throat and your mascara streaking and lipstick smeared across your face and your tongue tasting like his entire lower half. dad gross i dont wanna hear that rn

there is nothing better than a genuinely loved daughter telling her dad "i want to make you feel good.. you make me feel good every day, is that wrong..?" while stroking him through his jeans and slowly unbuttoning and unzipping them and she's breathing so heavily and its so obvious she's wanted it for so long, so.. it wouldn't be that bad to just let her do this just this once, right?

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! getting divorced or losing your wife in some other way and forming a weird attachment to your son in response and then she transitions and you are forced to grapple with the fact that she is rapidly turning into her mother in the most beautiful ways possible. even if you aren't weird about it there's something terrifying about realizing your son is rapidly turning into the kind of woman you'd actively lust after, were you still in your college years..

and then, of course, she starts looking at you like that. you take her out for dinner one night, because she's exhausted from work or class and god forbid you cook and she orders a drink or two and then she just starts looking at you with this look that starts off demure and innocent and a little cute and then melts quickly into that loving dreamy look and she gently kicks you in the leg and gives a little huff and a 'i love you, dad,' and you have to pretend like you aren't the worst man in the world for looking at her in the way you are,

oh my god absolutely. like, the sexual tension is 90% of it, the other 10 being "oh my god fucking finally i can stop acting like i dont stare at you chewing on my lip for 90% of our time together. i can stop pretending i dont want to jerk you off under the table every time we go out. i can stop hoping that one day we get far enough away from home that we get mistaken for a couple and you don't correct them" right

It's gotta be rough, having the perfect reason why you aren't interested in the 20-something guy your friend wants to introduce you to ("I actually have a boyfriend already, sorry..") but you can't possibly say that because they'll want to meet him and talk to him and you don't have the courage to tell them they'd been talking to him since you all met in little leagues.

They'll find out eventually, though- maybe after the boy they tried to set you up with gets a little too pushy or insults you in an attempt to pry some kind of reasoning out of you, they'll get a nice pov pic of you getting utterly lanced by an older man's cock in the bed you grew up in with the caption "she's mine. is that reason enough?"

That's small potatoes. Imagine the slow decline of plausible deniability. Oh, that girl is normal enough, daddy kink is super common these days.. or.. maybe it's some kind of ddlg thing..? no, no she just said "pump another load in your own flesh and blood, dad," maybe I shouldn't be watching this.

God she's loud. God, she's really into it. I guess her dad is pretty hot. Maybe I'd fuck him too if he was my dad.

I would absolutely love to be shoved against a tree late at night and and fucked senseless with a huge dildo, honestly? get so blissed out and turned on and cumming my brains out that i don't even recognize the crowd slowly forming around me..

if my dog viewed my throat as a cocksleeve to the point where i didnt even have to do anything for him to rut me i would consider my life as wholly complete. i lucked out and got the world's biggest pervert dog and now im paying the price by having his nuts slap my chin every time i get home after a long day. true wuv

anon please elaborate by semi-voluntary public audience because my brain is going crazy about it. dripping with lust

Not sure.. I've been feeling a little insecure about my appearance these past few days, so I've been very "sure would nice to be horny" but have been very like.. 'wow i forgot how specific certain aesthetic features were to upholding my confidence. whoops' so like. I sure would love to get fucked in the ass by seven men at a party but the concept of even fictional men being attracted to me rn is so. not. there

heehee its ok anon :3

you sent this one twice bestie im petting you

Hot,,, Dog seeing my mouth wide open as I'm drunkenly snoring and immediately recognizes it as something to slow his entire cock into. Waking up thrashing and choking and feeling everything get all fuzzy while he finishes cumming directly into my stomach..

I don't have a comment on this one but lubed up sloppy fuckhuge dildos falling out of asses is one of my favorite things on earth. thank u nonny

WOOF... having a little alcove behind the big tree in your backyard where nobody can really watch, getting pinned down and slobber dribbling down your chin and being forced to swallow huge dog tongue..

..it's kinda weird, your mom thinks, how you basically gave up on getting a boyfriend over the summer?

walking in on your little sister moaning and panting and cumming her brains out on knotted dog cock and recording the whole thing because you hate her and want to blackmail her and not at all because you want to jerk off to it constantly forever

...would be cute.. I still very much desire to be clad entirely in gold..

i would KISS HIM!!! immediately!! not to godmod but i dont think i would even for a second think that he would eat me i would be tonguefucking this wolf in seconds. right out there in the woods. let the deer watch. see their predator be serviced so fervently

anon my dick barely works as it is ;_; is that not enough for you