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So what's the horny situation mood rn?
Not sure.. I've been feeling a little insecure about my appearance these past few days, so I've been very "sure would nice to be horny" but have been very like.. 'wow i forgot how specific certain aesthetic features were to upholding my confidence. whoops' so like. I sure would love to get fucked in the ass by seven men at a party but the concept of even fictional men being attracted to me rn is so. not. there
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Guh i blame mobile neospring for the double send, i sent it and then it like, stayed in the text box afterwards so i thought i hadn't sent
heehee its ok anon :3
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Variant on the club horse dildo concept: reaching under your skirt and intentionally yanking out the double fist sized plug
you sent this one twice bestie im petting you
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dogs throatfucking you while youāre asleep or blackout drunk,,,, waking up not being able to breathe because heās knot deep in your throat, just humping away
Hot,,, Dog seeing my mouth wide open as I'm drunkenly snoring and immediately recognizes it as something to slow his entire cock into. Waking up thrashing and choking and feeling everything get all fuzzy while he finishes cumming directly into my stomach..
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ok but imagine i go to grope your ass under your skirt in the club and you lose concentration, and the two foot horsecock toy you've been keeping inside by clench alone slips out in one giant messy action
I don't have a comment on this one but lubed up sloppy fuckhuge dildos falling out of asses is one of my favorite things on earth. thank u nonny
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imagine having your first kiss taken by the family dogā¦ getting pounced on, thinking heās just playing with you until suddenly he pushes his tongue into your mouthā¦ choking on his slobber as you slowly begin to reciprocate, your view on dogs now irreversibly changedā¦ this would heal all of us methinks
WOOF... having a little alcove behind the big tree in your backyard where nobody can really watch, getting pinned down and slobber dribbling down your chin and being forced to swallow huge dog tongue..
..it's kinda weird, your mom thinks, how you basically gave up on getting a boyfriend over the summer?
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thinks about how cute it'd be to be your brother and stumble on you hiding in your room as the family dog breeds you in a way that make it extremely clear that it's done that before
walking in on your little sister moaning and panting and cumming her brains out on knotted dog cock and recording the whole thing because you hate her and want to blackmail her and not at all because you want to jerk off to it constantly forever
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im just saying you should definitely get a gold flat chastity cage. and then maybe you should superglue the lock
...would be cute.. I still very much desire to be clad entirely in gold..
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imagine being hunted down by a wolf in the forest,,, it drags you back to its little den and as you lay there fearing for your life you realize it doesnāt see you as food, but as a mate,,, thatād heal me I think
i would KISS HIM!!! immediately!! not to godmod but i dont think i would even for a second think that he would eat me i would be tonguefucking this wolf in seconds. right out there in the woods. let the deer watch. see their predator be serviced so fervently
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Hiiiiiii, would it be mean of me to say it'd be cute if when you said "ooh ok I'm gonna try to be anal only again" i immediately said "ok princess!" And reached down to your crotch and injected a little syringe of something that hurts for just a second and then makes your cock and balls just completely numb, in a "permanent and never going to heal better" kind of way.
Just you know, totally and permanently reshaping your body on a whim because I'm sure it'll make you a more desperate buttslut when you realise you can't even cum from your cock because no matter what you do to it you can't feel it
anon my dick barely works as it is ;_; is that not enough for you
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something something making out with a big fluffy dogās sheathe, sticking your tongue in it when you start to see the head of his cock start to peek out, send ask
kissing.... so delicate of smooching on dog cock
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you think voruna gets ganged up on by the wolves? each kne squabbling to find a hole?
hi jenny. yes, i do think this. i think voruna canonically spent 99% of the time not actively hunting down void manifestations (and later, orokin) furiously titfucking and throating wolf cock. i think she makes out with each of them and views each of them as a distinct lover
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Hey so question I'm just saying if you could lavish a horse cock in attention and kisses etc with an audience i uh i got so hard that i got dizzy and forgot where i was going with this
Obviously? Obviously? Gently caressing the head, kissing the urethra, slipping my tongue in there, visibly flinching when it flexes and slaps itself against his horse tummy, but never being too scared to keep going..
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Princesspilled, incredibly horny, misogynistically gender affirming fucktoy-ification send tweet
If a boy ever called me princess and treated me like a sex object I'd Probably cum my fucking brains out immediately? Like, no touch even needed, just.. immediate cum leaking out of my panties
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Consider: drunk one night stand with a cute boy and then waking up the next morning with a brutally fucked ass and a kinda sore dick that just won't get hard no matter what š
King this is just my life right now. at least my dick is cute.
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oh uh i hope my scattershot insane posting hasn't uhhh gotten my ass blocked again, retroactive gomenasorry
no bestie i am just in bed im kissing you
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boyfriend who gets off on you not getting yourself off so even when he's not technically horny or hard he's still honna stop you touching yourself and make you train your ass
boyfriend who, just to make sure you're not getting too comfortable, slips the massive knot out of your ass just to slam it back in a few times. it also helps to make your brain so horny it barely functions, making you sooooo pliable and needy when he is dtf!
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boyfriend who manipulate mansplain manwhores you into never touching your cock. Or does Little Evil Things to it so it can't get hard to make you a better buttslut...
"Jeez, babe, I'm hammering away at your ass and your cock isn't even reacting! Maybe you're just meant to be a whiny pillow princess bottom forever, huh..?"
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for your consideration: BF who trains your ass to be a perfect fuckhole, to the absolute and total exclusion of your cock. and also to the absolute and total destruction of your ass
LITERALLY IDEAL.. need a boyfriend with an endless libido who can't stand to see me touch myself. need a boyfriend who refuses to let me cum unless it's from his cock slamming inside me. need need need (ļ½”>\<)
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wait oh my god for real? you are a powerful beast of sin and anyway what im hearing is "giant incest group fuck where your slutty kinks get indulged to hell and back" e.g your bottom ass gets absolutely ruined by a concerted sibling effort.
(,,>ļ¹<,,) the ideal.. one day, i hope.. my sisters r oral freaks though!!! and im such a people pleaser.. my life is soooo hard.
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Totally out of the blue and unrelated to any content you post: what's your opinion on titty milk
Eh? My girlfriend lactated for a bit when she first started transitioning, which was cool, but I have a thing about liquids. I only really like drinking something when I can chug it, and the fluid output is rarely enough for me to really feel satisfied, and it's not something super sexually hot in itself..?
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Doing sister/sister incest you say? š
Mhm! My sisters are all over so I don't get the opportunity to do it often but it's very cool having your sisters be sexually attracted to you. Every day I pray that I will be stuck between two of them.
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Smacks the door open
HI.
I'm not saying "wouldn't it be hot if a tall scruffy guy forcibly fulfilled a load of your fantasies and made you A: slut it up way harder in public and B: bottom like a champ.
And C: stretched you out like crazy
And maybe D: and fuck a big cuddly dog and maybe also keep footage of it as blackmail material if you're into that.
Select from this array as appealing to you, you're a real one and i miss cohost
I miss cohost too.. but bluesky is a nice alternative, constructed in a way that can actually sustain itself for a long period of time, haha.
But.. I agree! It would be hot. It would be hot if, after convincing me after sooo many hours to let myself get taken by a big fluffy dog, held the recording over my head and threatened to leak it if I don't do whatever he says. Forcing me into any outfit of his choice, taking me into an alleyway, and fucking me senseless, asking if I prefer human or dog cock, now that I've sampled both?
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heya! that infidelity post you just made really hit me with a tease, cause I'm in a relatively new serious relationship and my mind mayy be wandering towards kinky things/interactions on bluesky too much
I hear this too much.. all seriousness, talk to your partner about limits, don't assume inherent monogamy just as much as you shouldn't assume polyamory! but if you want my answer... make out with one of your hot friends in the restroom while out as a friend group. Let them hit.
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Do you eatcher spinach?
i don't popeye im sorry :( i've always been a picky eater...