hallo everynyan！！ im just posting this on behalf of my irl oomf (@egg) ((he didnt ask for me to make this—im doing it out of concern))

before anything happens or gets out of hand—please do not make romantic and/or sexual jokes towards @egg—he is a freshman in highschool and is very uncomfortable with anything relating to those subjects.ㅤ as his upperclassman, i am responsible for his safety on this website as i am the one who helps him run the account & i am the one who introduced him to this website

with that being said, any romantically or sexually explicit jokes will be reported to the neospring staff by me ou egg himself

thank you

‿୨ system signoffs！♩ㅤㅤ( - = sprout )ㅤ( - = ed )ㅤ( - = wally )ㅤ( - = jûalîa )ㅤ( - = another alter/unlisted )

my bf broke up with me so im cleaning my entire house

i feel like i should open up trades again but all of my urls are so buttcheeks bro im dead

i'd say /parfum is one of the rentry URLs I've gotten recently that I really truly love.. i genuinely love perfumes so much I'm gonna die

dandys update dropped today and you guys are already insufferable.

imagine telling me to kill myself because you can't handle not having a distractor on floor 2? not to mention, i wasnt distracting because YOU wanted looey to distract! im so unbelievably frustrated right now im going to DIE. –🍰

thank you sparkler admins for letting me have the username vee ilysm ( ✿ ᴗ͈ ˬ ᴗ͈ ) new theme dropping later today ♡

it's only Wednesday and my teacher is making me take a test over a subject we learned a week before break. SOMEONE SAVE ME GOD SAVE ME GOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEAS E

get that out of my inbox

im gonna lick this egg

im gonna touch you

can someone give me revamp ideas for /inspo im actually going insane 😭😭

/inspo has hit 9k views！！！ who cheered

is it just me or are some yumejoshis just like really delusional.. 😭 if someone sharing a yume with you upsets you so much to the point of literal rage or distress, i think thats a sign that therapy may be needed. there is absolutely no reason as to why you should be genuinely distraught over someone having a romantic interest in the same character as you (ESPECIALLY if it's a popular one like Childe) ((yes this is partially targeted)) (((not for the childe part though, he was just the first one to come to mind)))

GUYS MY RESOURCE RENTRY IS ONE OF MY IDOLS FAVORITE RENTRIES OH MY GOD THIS IS A CERTIFIED VICTORY THANK YOU /NARCISSISTIC IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE AHH AHHH AHHHH

i have such a strong fat urge to change my username but @wally is so iconic

/angel reclaim results may be dropping soon. can someone pray for both Matt & Sarah because I already know that those chronically online „4chan” tccers are gonna be flooding their emails with so much hate after this.

almost cried doing this (25% done....)

asstroke custom emoji for my server XD

ive been thinking about making some gyaru & gyarou pixels lately 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 kind of like the ones souzai made！！ ^. maybe that'll be my project for thanksgiving break. -

small tiny wip!!!!! -

working on a pixel hoard

the winter fog is coming....

i hate it when people say "is this url for trade??" when its so very clearly on the NFT list.... TAKE A GUESS

i just found out how to make my own guestbook https://wally.atabook.org/

does anyone else just