viz et al
oersted
pweaaase stick your fingers through the bars of my enclosure, i prommy i won't bite your fingers (again)!
anon with Very Bitable Fingers
1732155553803
(slides a bag of mini nemnem bag, a package of milano cookies, a bar of dark chocolate, and a pirated copy of Sonic R into your cage)
ooh snacks! :D but... i am Not in a cage. this is actually a very comfortable enclosure!
(The "enclosure" is a large cardboard box. There's a hole cut out of the front of it, with cardboard bars to "contain" the Creature. There are several warnings written on the box, such as "DO NOT PET" and "BITES FINGERS.")
(The Creature wordlessly covers the warnings with it's hands. It looks at you with eyes the size of dinner plates. Do pet.)
anon with Very Bitable Fingers
1732151059583
helloooooo (i am sticking my fingers in your enclosure and my fingers are most certainly Not covered in denatonium benzoate) haiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You drive a hard bargain, anon. Very well. I shall accept your terms. (Shakes your hand. The contract has been made.)
anon with Very Bitable Fingers
1730534908447
kithing you on the forehead
another mouth forms on my forehead for BITING YOUR FINGERS!!! CHOMP.
anon with Very Bitable Fingers
1730534939871
oh god where's the undo button
you must not press the undo button. undo button is the mind-killer. undo button is the little-death that brings total obliteration. you will face your undo button. you will permit it to pass over you and through you. and when it has gone past, you will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the undo button has gone there will be nothing. only you will remain.