If a vampire likes you a lot (or you've spent a lot of time rubbing the channel between the back of their fang and their venom gland), they'll pump you full of transformative venom and turn you undead!

My body is regenerative: they never wear down.

They lack enamel, so they're very sharp!

I lick them clean, so there's no bloodstaining.

You fetishize them because I control you.