danbert.... i have a ton of random fic ideas. vampire herbert needing to feed off dan for the first time and dan realizes something about himself. sharing a bed bc they live in massive huge tits in the winter in a 100 year old house. herbert post-bride being resigned to dan not gafing about him and dan losing his mind over his feelings until they get into a big blowout fight and dan has to kiss him on his hot mouth to get it through his thick skull. herbert coming out. dan sees herbert in his garters and shirt stays and realizes someth... im realizing i just love dan cain in turmoil. hey. who can blame me