he fucking would. this bitch farts NYASTY. if you’re not already suffocating, good luck breathing now. humid environments are conducive to a stronger aroma, fun fact, so this is literally first degree murder. his poor microbiome is all out of wack too, id imagine, especially with his less than ideal diet. that almost certainly doesn’t help his case.

good news though is that he does get off on how disgusting he is, even if only a little bit. it’s part of the package deal of being a fat fuck.