I missed the suspended cymbal at a marching band competition four times. You could clearly see me since I'm front ensemble when you watched the video for it.

I completely wiped my best friend's HDD in front of him RIGHT AFTER I SAID THAT I WOULD RECOVER ALL DATA.

This was even more embarrassing than when I said that I would pass the exam and then I failed because I forgot a comma, because at least my best friend didn't see the grade.

I was cleaning and I found this bowl with one of those silicone covers over it underneath my bed. I opened it up and I swear there were FUMES coming from it. Immediately closed it and binned 👎🏻