anonymous
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imagine having your first kiss taken by the family dog… getting pounced on, thinking he’s just playing with you until suddenly he pushes his tongue into your mouth… choking on his slobber as you slowly begin to reciprocate, your view on dogs now irreversibly changed… this would heal all of us methinks
WOOF... having a little alcove behind the big tree in your backyard where nobody can really watch, getting pinned down and slobber dribbling down your chin and being forced to swallow huge dog tongue..
..it's kinda weird, your mom thinks, how you basically gave up on getting a boyfriend over the summer?
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