vent kinda //

"I don't really care if he shaves or not, I love him for him Your just absolutely picky" - him

"ok but why do u pick him over ur daughter" - me

"Because he doesn't tell people to die or even say horrible shit" - him

"and also did u even tell ur bf ab me anyway?" - me

"I don't have kids" - him

"the fuck? i'm your child??"

dead beat step father figure go brrr, throwing out my dreams. (weezer reference)

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