Honestly i just wanna say that this is the perfect troll callout rentry i actually cried laughing reading it THE TW: FAT!, BABY made me genuinely cackle before i even read anything else And the way its semi believable in section 1 like i can imagine people falling for it is SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY THE FAT FUCKING OBESE SEAL SCREENSHOOOTTT 😭😭😭 NO THEYRE GONNA CANCEL MY GOOOOATTTT "It even mocks the anonymous it got, who was in the right." IS SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR SOME REASON OH MY GOD The whole age faking section is SO GOOD "Before its birthday, Jester said it was 16 years old. Now, it claims to be 17. Which is it, Jester? Better keep your story straight..." I COULDNT BRING MYSELF TO NOT PUT THE WHOLE QUOTE IN ITS SO WELL WRITTEN ICANT FUCKIBGDO THIS THE INFANT PFP TO END IT ALL OFF IS SOOO GOOD "Very misleading." I GIGGLED I TEE HEED I CHUCKLED Overall this is a very solid 10/10 troll callout thank you for reading and i cant believe i got le epic pranked