Question of the day except it isn't beautiful or meaningful, like, at all.
Imagine you are fighting an alligator. Your only available weapons are a spear and a bucket of mayonnaise.
Which do you choose? Reply with your answer and receive an ENDING!
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How big and heavy is this bucket of mayo?
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I'd like more options for weaponry please.
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IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, I would choose the spear.
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- As big and heavy as you'd like.
- Not today. Tomorrow, a new battle will be presented and I'll start including more options!
- ENDING ONE :: You climb atop the alligator, prepared to jab your mighty spear into its eye, prepared to deliver an agonizing blow.. you succeed.. only for the alligator to lash out! It throws you off its back and CHOMP! You are eaten! Game over :(