when i was younger, i remember being at a playground + mini-waterpark next to the playground. we were at the waterpark during a minor thunderstorm & afterwards we went to the playground! i decided it would be a good idea to go down one of the slides even though both myself & the slide were wet, so i went down it & i’m pretty sure i did a flip mid-air & landed on my butt. it was really scary & hurt but now that i think about it, it was hilarious.

I slipped on a banana peel

walking into a light post.... i was reading something on my phone and walked straight into it LMAO

one time i was spending time outside with family and then i proceeded to fall Down straight onto the grass . Ouch

I keep tripping over nothing, it's seriously a problem my family laughs about it all the time, just last night I was trying to sit on the edge of my parents' bed, and I somehow completely missed it and fell
What doesn't help is that I have terrible balance

almost slipped on a banana peel……

This is probably super common and I can't remember anything else, but you know when cartoon characters slip and they keep slipping in place for a while, struggling to stay on their feet before finally falling? That has happened to me an abundance of times. At school, in public, at home... You name it.

Falling in a bin and having the lid close on me right after . . 😭

Also I unironically say " achoo " when I sneeze ALL THE TIME & everyone pokes fun at me for it I GENUINELY CAN'T HELP IT it's such a weird habit of mine