we went on a field trip to washington dc in like 8th grade and almost got hypothermia because they made us stand in the pouring rain for an hour waiting to get into this one museum or whatever

im a cancer survivor no words

the time we fell down the stairs face-first because of god damn socks and how I could've sued our grandma cus of that

I almost died to a lamprey and the fact that i am known as the yosef guy in my family circle. I do not play

When the teacher asked us to "make a circuit where bulb C lights up only when either A is lit, B is lit or both are lit" and I replied: "Yeah that's a very long way of saying 'Make an OR gate'"

i always tell of my mom's birthday. my parents and i had gone to a sushi all-you-can-eat, and even though my parents said they wouldn't order me a sushi all-you-can-eat, they did, and I ate practically EVERYTHING on the menu, a portion of fries and ice cream. no matter who you are, if you're eating with me, i will tell this story to you :3