my body was almost chopped off , apparently there was a road incident where the car im in left 5 minutes ago before it happened . the other guy who got onto the accident was walking with fellow people he is familiar with and got chopped off by an incoming vehicle that crashed onto the side walk (where the car was at b4 the car left) and not me .

My dog once spoke.

(Actually, he just barked in such a way that kind of sounded like "no", but ehh)

I hid for more than an hour playing hide and seek with my siblings (I suck ass at hide and seek now so literally nobody believes me)

i sprained my thumb on a mcdonalds slide when i was 8

this didn't directly happen to me (i was there though) but about 15/16 years ago an ex prime minister asked to park in my mom's driveway since he was friends with the landlord and my mom told him to leave