I thought, when you growing up you gonna be fine <//3 but no, it's a scam

Probably not the weirdest but the only thing I can remember is that I believed people could only hear out of one ear and that the other was for symmetry or something I have no idea what I thought the other ear was for, eventually I told my parents and found out that I was just born half deaf and that people are supposed to hear with both ears lmao