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[ Comically large spoon pointed at you threateningly ] Hi.
What um.. I've seen larger, and also, this feels like a threat. Hello. Tea?
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Well when you've got a husband trhats a- actually nevermind this isn't a secure line.
...What the hell. What do you mean you've seen larger. I spent weeks trying to bribe someone to buy me this. WHERE DO I BUY THE BIGGER ONE.