I’ve stolen a lot of things Gum, small candies, chips, energy or soda cans , chargers , peoples pens or highlighters , chargers , a lot of money from my mother (she isn’t the best of person anyways,), cigarettes

I have plans to steal the Moon. Tonight.

I've stolen whiteboard chalk habitually when i was younger because i was addicted to eating it

what are you, a cop?

it was some school/tech pens from others. i don't do it anymore because i'm not afraid to tell my parents i don't have pens anymore

a few coins from my parents bc i needed to pay smth i broke whoops

never stolen from anyone else, but almost did one time bc i was playing with the stuff on the convenience store shelf. forgot that it was still in my hand and went out with it 💀 had to sneak back inside, pretend i was looking at something while secretly putting it back. the guard was just a few meters away and i was scared for my life

i have never stolen from a store, but i have stolen from my primary school. pretty much all i stole was craft stuff, and i did get away with it.

Stole gum from the store when I was lil. Even tried stealing make-up but I got caught (thankfully).

Also maybe some of the things I found either laying around school, or whatever. Like this one weird perfume bottle I found in math class once. Like... Dunno who lost their perfume here but it's mine now, and IT'S STILL WITH ME SINCE 2022. Damn.

Idk how minor some of this stuff was, but at the very least gum isn't that big of a deal. Make-up is tho, and tbh I shouldn't have taken what wasn't mine in general, but finders keepers losers weepers-

when we were struggling with money food tho i dont typically talk about it ermmmm

ive unintentionally stolen a lot of stuff because ill forget im holding it i was incredibly upset about stealimg a cosmic brownie when i was liek 3 for years CRYING