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Medic getting utterly shitfaced during a night out with the team, realizing he's gotta go. Rather than heading for the bathroom, he goes outside and ends up shitting in the trashcan. By the time he realizes that's not the proper bathroom, he can't stop himself and is too committed to care beyond being a little embarrassed and hoping someone doesn't see him. Spy goes outside for a smoke and makes direct eye contact with Medic as he's got his pants around his ankles and his ass above (or pressed against the flap of) the trashcan pushing out a huge log. Making full eye contact as it breaks off and lands inside. Both of them are mortified.
I’m a bit ashamed of how many times I’ve thought about this ask since you’ve sent it, Anon. Something about using trash cans as an emergency bathroom has always been an odd trope that gets me (not that you’d know that lol). Maybe it’s also the wording of this but regardless it’s been on my mind an embarrassing amount.
Something about him pressing himself against the flap of a trashcan and relieving himself, especially with the kind of dump you described is hitting so many marks. Him being drunk and obnoxiously groaning in relief before noticing he has an unwilling audience, the thought of it breaking off with a loud plasticky thump into the bag below, Medic being frozen in place both in embarrassment and the fact he’s mid shit and still straining…oughhh.
He tries to explain himself, but his drunken brain is moving just a bit too slow, and Spy is swift to rush back inside. Even after all of that, Medic is forced to continue his original mission, unable to stop his groaning and grunting as he continues to try and break off another.
Better yet if by the time Spy tells everyone and they rush outside to see for themselves, Medic's still there clenching his teeth and grunting as he pushes out yet another thick one. And the smell is leaking out from the bit of the open flap, pants around his ankles, probably pissing on the ground below and it puddling under his boots and drizzling down the side of the trashcan since his hands are too busy pressing against his knees. And even then the mortification isn't enough to stop his body until he's completely empty. Didn't take a dump for several days and now he's facing the consequences. Maybe part of him even likes the attention a little.