For me im hust gonna go all out yap mode

Ares is the noob equivalent of a fucking humanized tank, but just bc its fair lets think of him being slowed down by all the tactical shit He has on —

For Yosef, He isnt rlly armoured except for a vest and some armoured boots so he can easily carry his light machinegun (?)

But both of them die because i HATE JOY AND WHIMSY