john

johnegbert

he/him | 19 | magician in disguise. you can read more on my carrd, stellular, and telegraph.


you can ask or tell me things here. isn't that fun?

john 1726787552034

(๐Ÿ) a fact about me. (๐Ÿ“—) a movie recommendation. (๐Ÿงช) a song recommendation. (๐Ÿ‡) a random rabbit breed. i don't mind any kinds of other questions. you can send me a color from this image linked here and tell me your opinion on me if you'd like, too!


Jake 1727637649350

oh my god. it's me. :)

john 1727697471543
Stanford . 1727552004054

๐Ÿงช?

you should listen to helicopter by xtc!

john 1727553691739
an anonymous pal 1727436356462

๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“— hi!

oh wow so many! i'll give you two for the price of one, anon. you should watch the birdcage and raising arizona.

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an anonymous pal 0

you got... the polish rabbit!

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Zizel 1727372184941

๐Ÿ‡ :D

you got... the lionhead!

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john 1727365817967

forgot to mention that i went ahead and made an alt anyways, which you can follow by clicking this link. ask me personal questions or send me art requests for me to get to!

john 1727361771295

thinking of making an alt dedicated to more personal questions and art. does that sound like a good idea?

john 1727315046135
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hey neospring mutuals, i'm going to be doodling for a bit if you want to send in requests.

john 1727297571642

in the tub. ama

KARKAT 1727272815998

HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK THIS PIECE OF SHIT SITE? DONT YOU GET BORED OF GRASPING FOR ATTENTION? DO YOU EJACULATE WHEN YOU HIT THE REFRESH AND THE ICON SUGGESTS ONE NEW ASK FOR YOU TO UNCREATIVELY SLOP TOGETHER AN ANSWER TO?

hey karkat!

  1. i check often, a couple times a day. big fan of seeing what people are up to on here.
  2. i don't fish for attention on here. is that even possible?
  3. no, i don't. hope this helps, bud!
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an anonymous pal 1727211198823

Hello John. Would you like to play a little game called finish the lyric? I'll go first. Don't look up...

my ASSHOLE! https://youtu.be/niVPvEF0znk?si=4_2Te8P3azWMGrrl

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john 1727117697647
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sorry to double post in a day. happy bisexual visibility day to all of my bisexual mutuals, and to every bi person on neospring! i'm not bi (or gay at all for that matter) but i'm celebrating by drawing my boyfriend with a bisexual flag. what're you all doing today?

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