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fauxpaws
anonymous
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What is your favorite type of house cat?
Maine Coons! They're so big and fluffy and full of personality! I had one as a kid, Harley, who would ride the dogs down the hallway like a rodeo bull.
anonymous
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Hypothetically speaking, if you did have someone crushing on you, they’re crushing really hard. All a hypothetical, of course.
👉👈 So are you going to come talk to me or just admire from the shadows?
anonymous
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Hey so did you know you're really cool? Just wanted to share that fact <3333
Hey thank you 💛
anonymous
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What did you screw up so badly to not be able to get a job? Wow, that sucks for you.
Didn't screw anything up. I decided to get out of an absolutely horrid work environment. The job market is an absolute mess right now, especially with massive layoffs taking place all over IT. 🤷♀️
Also, pull your thumb out of your butt with the way you worded this, you sound like a twat.
anonymous
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CAT?? KITTY CAT?
Meow meow mow meow